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Katy Tur looks unrealistically sexy on Photoshopped book cover   September 18, 2017

Katy Tur is the young reporter that whatever blah blah blah, but she looks unrealistically sexy on the cover of her new ghostwritten book.

IRL, Katy is arguably unappealing under suboptimal lighting conditions, as demonstrated in the GIF below.

In addition, some would say that she has a witch-like profile…

And mounds of back fat…

Worse yet, Mark Halperin’s stupid face is hidden on the cover like some kind of retarded subliminal message…

Fuck you guys.

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