MFP accurately reax to Trump lawyer’s collusion w/ Russia

MP   |   Published August 28, 2017

Despite earlier denials, documents submitted to Congress on Monday revealed yet more links between Trump and Russia:

Over email, Sater bragged to [Trump lawyer/spokesman Michael Cohen] that he could get Putin to assist with the project and that it would help Trump’s presidential campaign, according to correspondence submitted to congressional investigators.

“Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it,” Sater wrote in a November 2015 email. “I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this.”

But that is neither here nor there.

You may recall that Michael Cohen patriotically linked to hot pics of his daughter Samantha…

A grateful nation thanks you…

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Longtime readers are well-aware of my preference to finish on the face and hair area as one final act of dominance to overcompensate for my womanly qualities.

However, I acknowledge that it would take no small measure of willpower to extricate oneself from that thigh gap…

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