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Shannon Sharpe attracts thicc light-skinned black lady   August 25, 2017

Ret. 2-time Super Bowl champion and Undisputed co-host Shannon Sharpe struggled to focus this AM w/ the antics of the thicc light-skinny black lady in the audience.

As a weak beta male, I prefer my women pale, petite, and insecure– and if they write bad poetry, even better.

Nevertheless, I can see the appeal…

Not to be outdone, NFL Hall of Fame DE Jason Taylor’s sister Joy was bursting out of her blouse…

Whatever the case, Karrueche Tran remains the hottest light-skinned black chick on Earth– in part, I would argue, because she looks like a little white girl dressed up as a space alien…

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