MFP condemns Julia Ioffe’s new haircut

MP   |   Published originally August 6, 2017

You may recall that in June, Moscow-born, Princeton-educated Julia Ioffe pronounced “Sergey Kislyak” in a sexy way– and it was hot.

Julia is also known for looking like a Disney or Super Mario Bros. fairytale princess from ages 17-29…

But on Sunday, Julia unveiled a disappointing new haircut that only served to compound the ravages of time…

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