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Sean Spicer’s assistant, would ya?   August 4, 2017

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Even though he is now unemployed, fmr. WH Propaganda Czar Sean Spicer still employ his relatively sexy assistant.

Facially, she bears an unfortunate resemblance to UFC strawweight Jessica Penne.

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Accurate Rating

I guess it’s like how Danny Basdfsdfuce used to get laid just by being around David Cassidy?? Or like when chicks bang disgusting college offensive linemen because they have a crush on the QB??

Somehow, Sean Spicer’s assistant’s proximity to power boosts her accurate rating.

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