MFP accurately reax to Trumpcare collapse

MP   |   Published July 18, 2017

Now what?

“Plan C” is DOA, so now the 2 sides play chicken.

Trump and HHS Secretary Tom Price will accelerate efforts to sabotage the Obamacare markets to force Democrats to the table. Meanwhile, Democrats will refuse to cooperate unless the GOP rules out repeal.

Ultimately, Trump has 3 choices:

  • Sabotage Obamacare, and hope Democrats take the blame for it in 2018.
  • Work w/ Democrats to stabilize Obamacare, and revisit the issue post-2018.
  • Work w/ Democrats to fix Obamacare, rebrand it “Trumpcare”, and take credit for a “great” plan.

If I had to guess, I suspect the outcome will be some retarded, incoherent combination of all 3.

Paul Ryan & co. ate all that shit for nothing.

At the urging of Breitbart and talk radio, Ryan literally begged his caucus to pass a bill he found ideologically repellent, at great political cost.

For fucking nothing, as it turns out.

John Boehner totally called it.

All this happy talk that went on…repeal, repeal, repeal…I started laughing.

Sen. Jerry Moran (R-KS) sums it up.

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