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Bwahahaha: Dude that colluded w/ Russia committs suicide by “suffocation”   July 17, 2017

Wait.

A GOP operative w/ alleged ties to Michael Flynn confessed to attempted collusion w/ Russia.

10 days after speaking w/ the Wall Street Journal, he commits suicide by “suffocation”.

His suicide note reads, “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER”.

After the wave of shootings and people falling out of windows— a nice, lowkey suicide was the right call. Unfortunately, the life insurance-suicide angle left a lot to be desired.

Not to armchair NOC– covering up 2016 is a logistical nightmare, and an almost impossible task– but this was not their best work.

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By FSB standards 4.5
By KGB standards 4.0

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