Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

Worst. Treason. Ever.   July 11, 2017

Do you even treason bro?

Donald Trump Jr. replied ‘love it’ when told in an email chain in June 2016 that a Russian government lawyer was willing to share documents and other information…’part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump.’

Rule #1: When soliciting hostile foreign powers, it is best practice to communicate through a trusted intermediary, or run into each other by chance in a quasi-public setting (for ex: a restaurant bathroom).

But whatever you do, never ever conspire via personal email.

By doing so, Trump Jr. was just asking for Jared Kushner to throw him under the bus:

The emails were discovered in recent weeks by Mr. Kushner’s legal team as it reviewed documents, and they amended his clearance forms to disclose it.

Whether or not Junior received any information of value from Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya is beside the point– just because he happens to suck at treason doesn’t absolve him of intent or culpability, as the following can attest:

This inept shit is precisely why Ivanka is Trump’s favorite…

Watch for the microexpression of inadequacy– foreshadowing his reckless attempts to gain his father’s approval…

You may recall that throughout the campaign, Junior’s buffoonery earned him the nickname ‘Fredo’:

A popular, behind-his-back nickname for Trump Jr. within among these advisers has been ‘Fredo,’ referring to Fredo Corleone, the insecure and weak failure of a son in The Godfather series who ends up causing major damage to the family.

He can handle things. He’s smart.

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