Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

I refuse to say Charles Payne prefers white meat, I will not say it!   July 8, 2017

Fox Business anchor Charles Payne– who often pretended to get emotional while exploiting his wife’s life-threatening illness– recently admitted to an affair w/ married Trump supporter Scottie Nell Hughes:

They reportedly had a three-year affair after which she was dropped by Fox…sources say Payne’s wife saw them flirting at his birthday and told Bill Shine…Shine, then head of programming, dropped the Trump supporter.

Incidentally, women’s sexual fantasies are so gay.

Here’s what Scottie reportedly wrote to Payne in a leaked email:

You are going to need every once [sic] of energy if we are ever given the chance of lots of time and no commitments…Do you know what I keep dreaming about.. You and I in the pool… My legs wrapped around your waste [sic] and you have me pressed up against the wall of the pool…
‘Skin glistening and smelling of coconut’.

Maybe tone down the Bed, Bath & Beyond??

In any case, I feel like it would be so hot to shower her w/ my DNA while she looks up at me w/ those wacky inbred eyes…

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