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Poland’s First Daughter is not hotter than Ivanka ya crazies!   July 6, 2017

Trump arrived in Poland on Thursday for the 1st leg of his European holiday. He was greeted in Warsaw by fellow despot Andrzej Duda and passive-aggressive First Lady Agata.

But that is neither here nor there.

Of late, a misguided but increasingly loud minority is promoting the myth that Poland’s beautiful First Daughter Kinga Duda is hotter than Ivanka.

Granted, Kinga looks really hot here…

However, her face is kinda bland and interesting– like that of a Mormon…

More importantly, Kinga lacks Ivanka’s giant boobs, and at 27, it is clear that she will never ever surpass Ivanka’s 1997-2007 prime…

Nose-ghazi notwithstanding, Ivanka is essentially flawless.

Accurate Rating

Despite being nearly a decade Kinga’s senior, Ivanka’s enormous fun bags give her a distinct advantage in less youth-obsessed regions.

Kinga Ivanka Ivanka circa 1997-2007
US 7.50 7.75 9.99
Los Angeles
(wealthy areas)
6.75 6.25 9.00
UK 7.00 7.50 9.25
Africa 10.0 9.99 10.0
Asia 9.25 8.50 10.0
Saudi Arabia 9.00 8.25 10.0
Would Smash

That chick with no vagina is so hot

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