Mofo Politics
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Bwahahaha: Rand Paul’s healthcare plan is retarded   June 23, 2017

After 7 years of Obamacare, Rand Paul on Friday finally unveiled his alternative healthcare proposal:

What I would like to do is, uhhh, legalize inexpensive insurance. And, uhhh, you should be able to get insurance for a dollar a day.

In fact, a similar free market solution plan is already in use in regions of the Himalayas.

For just 2 volcano rocks and a bag of sea shells, a village shaman will extract the evil spirits that cause cancer from your body, via leeches on your dick…

#STOPSOCIALISM
#KEEPYOURHANDSOFFMYLEECHES

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