After 7 years of Obamacare, Rand Paul on Friday finally unveiled his alternative healthcare proposal:
What I would like to do is, uhhh, legalize inexpensive insurance. And, uhhh, you should be able to get insurance for a dollar a day.
In fact, a similar free market solution plan is already in use in regions of the Himalayas.
For just 2 volcano rocks and a bag of sea shells, a village shaman will extract the evil spirits that cause cancer from your body, via leeches on your dick…