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Porn star Lana Rhoades accurately credits hard work for her success   June 18, 2017

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“Success doesn’t take days off…”

Jokes aside.

I feel like squats and lunges and kettlebell rows only marginally increase Lana’s bangability.

Lana would be just as irresistible to men (excluding, perhaps, African-Americans and some Hispanics) if she only did cardio and/or starved herself…

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I posit that Lana’s willingness to be degraded, symmetrical facial features, and makeup game are the major contributing factors to her success…

In conclusion, Lana Rhoades is a beautiful woman– but in lieu of hitting the gym, Carmen Callaway’s weak, naive, borderline emaciated girl look is a more than adequate substitute…

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