Mofo Politics
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The Russian bitches on “Direct Line w/ Putin” were so hot   June 14, 2017

h/t MC.

Direct Line is an annual Q&A w/ Russian President Vladimir Putin. It was 1st broadcast in 2001, shortly after Putin succeeded Boris Yeltsin, who resigned under a cloud of corruption allegations.

In the past, MFP has disseminated pro-Russian propaganda to trick low-information voters, and is likely to do so again in the near future. As such, this article will focus primarily on the relative bangability of the bitches co-hosting the program.

Maria & Natalia

I would bang both of these bitches, but for very diff’t reasons…

Maria Gladkikh, because she seems filthy, and I like that…

Natlia Yurieva, because I get a distinct prim and proper type that subconsciously desires to be degraded vibe…

Intense bitches

I would bang these bitches because they look like malfunctioning sex robots, but in a good way…

Olgas

Objectively speaking, I would give 20 years of my life to ATM them at the same time.

Having said that, to this day, the prettiest (not necessarily hottest) Russian to have ever lived remains Freshblonde

Would Smash

Greta Van Susteren’s fmr. assistant Jennifer Holton, would ya?

Would Smash

MFP accurately casts Natalia Dyer as Katie Glueck

Erection 2016

Bob Arum: Trump “screwed me”

Would Smash

That chick that lied about having cancer, would ya?