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The Russian bitches on “Direct Line w/ Putin” were so hot   June 14, 2017

Mika makes refuses to wish Trump a Happy Birthday, but makes sexy eyes

h/t MC.

Direct Line is an annual Q&A w/ Russian President Vladimir Putin. It was 1st broadcast in 2001, shortly after Putin succeeded Boris Yeltsin, who resigned under a cloud of corruption allegations.

In the past, MFP has disseminated pro-Russian propaganda to trick low-information voters, and is likely to do so again in the near future. As such, this article will focus primarily on the relative bangability of the bitches co-hosting the program.

Maria & Natalia

I would bang both of these bitches, but for very diff’t reasons…

Maria Gladkikh, because she seems filthy, and I like that…

Natlia Yurieva, because I get a distinct prim and proper type that subconsciously desires to be degraded vibe…

Intense bitches

I would bang these bitches because they look like malfunctioning sex robots, but in a good way…

Olgas

Objectively speaking, I would give 20 years of my life to ATM them at the same time.

Having said that, to this day, the prettiest (not necessarily hottest) Russian to have ever lived remains Freshblonde

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