MFP awards The Hottest FEMEN Protester

MP   |   Published May 31, 2017

FEMEN is an international feminist movement that uses “sextremism” to advocate for equal rights. But I feel like they often send mixed and/or indecipherable messages. For example…

She is not a sex toy

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Women should be allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia

FEMEN Activists have supported the initiative of the freedom-loving women of Saudi Arabia with the roar of automobile engines and smoke from the tires, who are not afraid to prohibitions and penalties , 26 October FEMEN sat behind the wheel of a car. Sextremists of FEMEN Germany , armed with placards " Camel for men, cars for women! " , Decided to defend the rights of Muslim women to drive cars . At naked green painted breasts of sextremists were placed slogans "Freedom without limits ," " Faster than your development " , "Fast as fury ." FEMEN action was interrupted by the Berlin police. The women's movement FEMEN consistently opposed the despotism of Middle Eastern men and women demanding the release of the Muslim world. FEMEN urges the civilized democratic world to help Muslim women to get out of the position of slavery , giving them organizational, financial and political support . Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world that forbids women to drive a car under different pretexts , for frequent , unscientific and ridiculous . Recently, Sheikh Saleh Luhaidan made the absurd claim that a woman who regularly sitting behind the wheel of a risk of having a child with birth defects. According to him , women can drive a car only when their husband is injured or are in the desert. WE NEED NO PENIS TO DRIVE! #femen #feminism #Saudi #arabia #saudiarabia

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Tries to convert Marine Le Pen via naked screaming

FEMEN pour la rédemption de Marine Le Pen. Aujourd’hui les missionnaires de FEMEN se sont rendues à Fougères où Marine Le Pen tenait un discours, afin de lui proposer d'abandonner ses idées fascistes dans ses activités politiques. FEMEN guide Marine Le Pen sur la voie de la rédemption. Marine, tu peux changer, il n'est jamais trop tard! FEMEN peut t'y aider! Renonce à l'extrémisme, passe au Sextrémisme! FEMEN to save Marine Le Pen.  Today FEMEN missioners went to Fougères, where Marine Le Pen had a speech, to propose her FEMEN help in resisting fascists ideas in her political activity. FEMEN guides Marine Le Pen on the path of redemption. Marine, rethink yourself! FEMEN will help!  Forget extremism, do Sextremism! Image all rights reserved // Jacob Khrist #femen #feminism #fn #lepen #frontnational #feminisme #extremisme #rédemption #marinelepen #politique

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“Nothing against religious people”/”Rape me”

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Anti-Canada’s colonialist policies??

FEMEN QUÉBEC EN SOUTIEN AUX FEMMES AUTOCHTONES! NOUS DÉNONÇONS LES POLITIQUES COLONIALISTES DU GOUVERNEMENT HARPER! Depuis son arrivée au pouvoir, les mesures dictatoriales capitalistes du gouvernement Harper ramènent le Canada des années en arrière pour ce qui est du souci des femmes. Le Parti Conservateur persiste à bafouer les droits fondamentaux des autochtones. Non seulement il brise les traités signés, mais il ignore leurs fortes protestations et leurs revendications.Harper agit avec les Premières Nations en colonialiste: il décide de leur développement, de leur emplacement, de leurs conditions de vie, de l’implication presque nulle qu’ils ont dans la politique canadienne. Lorsqu'il est temps de les écouter, il fait la sourde oreille. L’économie ne passe pas avant la survie d’un peuple! Les femmes autochtones sont les plus touchées par le désintéressement du gouvernement: un TROP grand nombre de femmes disparues ou séquestrées n'ont pas le droit a des enquêtes ! La législation canadienne ne protège pas les Premières Nations. Femen Québec dit non à Harper ! Non aux politiques coloniales ! Non aux mesures d’austérité – économiques, politiques et sociales – qui touchent surtout les femmes et les classes les plus pauvres ! Harper pense faire taire les femmes en coupant les subventions aux organismes d'entraide aux femmes, mais nous tenons à lui rappeler que NOUS lutterons sans relâche et malgré tout! #femen #Canada #quebec #femenquebec #femencanada #feminism #feminisme #femenism

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Anti-prostitution

FEMEN Netherlands in support of the International “You don’t buy, I don’t sell” campaign against prostitution, we demand criminalization of the client worldwide. Protection from sexual exploitation is a human right! After decades of passive tolerating, the Netherlands legalized prostitution in 2000, the first country in the world to do so, hoping this change of policy would help improve the lives and conditions of those working in the prostitution sector. An idealistic hope that more freedom would set the marginalised free, but instead, that freedom only liberated the clients and the privileged. The promised change never came and every week fresh female meat from Eastern Europe floads the red lighted  market of hell, paid rape never has been this legal before. Young girls get promised a good job and a nice future in wealthy Holland, but end up without either and without any other choice. FEMEN says: don’t make promises you can’t keep! With the You don’t buy, I don’t sell campaign, FEMEN makes a real promise: that we fight against the sex industry, to hold the clients responsible as the exploiters they are! If clients don’t buy, women don’t sell. If men are stripped of their right to buy another human being and use them like an object, these women gain back the power of free choice: men are no longer entitled to sex when you are just desperate to survive. Undo the shameful mistake this country made 13 unlucky years ago! Criminalize the client and end legal sexual exploitation! No to prostitution! #femen #feminism #Netherlands #prostitution. #nederland #holland

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#femen #feminism #prostitution

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Like, those images actually makes me want to troll for hookers.

But that is neither here nor there.

MFP hereby awards The Hottest FEMEN Protester to…drumroll please…

Oksana Shachko

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