MFP awards The Hottest FEMEN Protester   May 31, 2017

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FEMEN is an international feminist movement that uses “sextremism” to advocate for equal rights. But I feel like they often send mixed and/or indecipherable messages. For example…

She is not a sex toy

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Women should be allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia

FEMEN Activists have supported the initiative of the freedom-loving women of Saudi Arabia with the roar of automobile engines and smoke from the tires, who are not afraid to prohibitions and penalties , 26 October FEMEN sat behind the wheel of a car. Sextremists of FEMEN Germany , armed with placards " Camel for men, cars for women! " , Decided to defend the rights of Muslim women to drive cars . At naked green painted breasts of sextremists were placed slogans "Freedom without limits ," " Faster than your development " , "Fast as fury ." FEMEN action was interrupted by the Berlin police. The women's movement FEMEN consistently opposed the despotism of Middle Eastern men and women demanding the release of the Muslim world. FEMEN urges the civilized democratic world to help Muslim women to get out of the position of slavery , giving them organizational, financial and political support . Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world that forbids women to drive a car under different pretexts , for frequent , unscientific and ridiculous . Recently, Sheikh Saleh Luhaidan made the absurd claim that a woman who regularly sitting behind the wheel of a risk of having a child with birth defects. According to him , women can drive a car only when their husband is injured or are in the desert. WE NEED NO PENIS TO DRIVE! #femen #feminism #Saudi #arabia #saudiarabia

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Tries to convert Marine Le Pen via naked screaming

FEMEN pour la rédemption de Marine Le Pen. Aujourd’hui les missionnaires de FEMEN se sont rendues à Fougères où Marine Le Pen tenait un discours, afin de lui proposer d'abandonner ses idées fascistes dans ses activités politiques. FEMEN guide Marine Le Pen sur la voie de la rédemption. Marine, tu peux changer, il n'est jamais trop tard! FEMEN peut t'y aider! Renonce à l'extrémisme, passe au Sextrémisme! FEMEN to save Marine Le Pen.  Today FEMEN missioners went to Fougères, where Marine Le Pen had a speech, to propose her FEMEN help in resisting fascists ideas in her political activity. FEMEN guides Marine Le Pen on the path of redemption. Marine, rethink yourself! FEMEN will help!  Forget extremism, do Sextremism! Image all rights reserved // Jacob Khrist #femen #feminism #fn #lepen #frontnational #feminisme #extremisme #rédemption #marinelepen #politique

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“Nothing against religious people”/”Rape me”

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Anti-Canada’s colonialist policies??

FEMEN QUÉBEC EN SOUTIEN AUX FEMMES AUTOCHTONES! NOUS DÉNONÇONS LES POLITIQUES COLONIALISTES DU GOUVERNEMENT HARPER! Depuis son arrivée au pouvoir, les mesures dictatoriales capitalistes du gouvernement Harper ramènent le Canada des années en arrière pour ce qui est du souci des femmes. Le Parti Conservateur persiste à bafouer les droits fondamentaux des autochtones. Non seulement il brise les traités signés, mais il ignore leurs fortes protestations et leurs revendications.Harper agit avec les Premières Nations en colonialiste: il décide de leur développement, de leur emplacement, de leurs conditions de vie, de l’implication presque nulle qu’ils ont dans la politique canadienne. Lorsqu'il est temps de les écouter, il fait la sourde oreille. L’économie ne passe pas avant la survie d’un peuple! Les femmes autochtones sont les plus touchées par le désintéressement du gouvernement: un TROP grand nombre de femmes disparues ou séquestrées n'ont pas le droit a des enquêtes ! La législation canadienne ne protège pas les Premières Nations. Femen Québec dit non à Harper ! Non aux politiques coloniales ! Non aux mesures d’austérité – économiques, politiques et sociales – qui touchent surtout les femmes et les classes les plus pauvres ! Harper pense faire taire les femmes en coupant les subventions aux organismes d'entraide aux femmes, mais nous tenons à lui rappeler que NOUS lutterons sans relâche et malgré tout! #femen #Canada #quebec #femenquebec #femencanada #feminism #feminisme #femenism

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Anti-prostitution

FEMEN Netherlands in support of the International “You don’t buy, I don’t sell” campaign against prostitution, we demand criminalization of the client worldwide. Protection from sexual exploitation is a human right! After decades of passive tolerating, the Netherlands legalized prostitution in 2000, the first country in the world to do so, hoping this change of policy would help improve the lives and conditions of those working in the prostitution sector. An idealistic hope that more freedom would set the marginalised free, but instead, that freedom only liberated the clients and the privileged. The promised change never came and every week fresh female meat from Eastern Europe floads the red lighted  market of hell, paid rape never has been this legal before. Young girls get promised a good job and a nice future in wealthy Holland, but end up without either and without any other choice. FEMEN says: don’t make promises you can’t keep! With the You don’t buy, I don’t sell campaign, FEMEN makes a real promise: that we fight against the sex industry, to hold the clients responsible as the exploiters they are! If clients don’t buy, women don’t sell. If men are stripped of their right to buy another human being and use them like an object, these women gain back the power of free choice: men are no longer entitled to sex when you are just desperate to survive. Undo the shameful mistake this country made 13 unlucky years ago! Criminalize the client and end legal sexual exploitation! No to prostitution! #femen #feminism #Netherlands #prostitution. #nederland #holland

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#femen #feminism #prostitution

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Like, those images actually makes me want to troll for hookers.

But that is neither here nor there.

MFP hereby awards The Hottest FEMEN Protester to…drumroll please…

Oksana Shachko

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Kudos.

The Regime

Bwahahaha: Mick Mulvaney is retarded

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Log Cabin Republican Gregory Angelo is a bottom

Would Smash

Abella Danger accurately claims people think she looks like Wonder Woman

The Regime

Tim Ryan isn’t going to beat Trump, ya crazies!

Abella Danger 8.0 Quintessential butterface.
Abby Hornacek 8.75 Penalized for height.
Abby Huntsman 7.0 Penalized for looking like her dad.
Ainsley Earhardt 6.99 Penalized for age (40's).
AJ Applegate 8.75 If she was anorexic, she'd be a 10.
AJ Delgado, Jason Miller's fmr. mistress 5.99
Alex Witt 4.75
Alexa Bliss, WWE superstar 9.25
Alexis Levinson 6.5
Alexis Wineman circa 2012 9.0 Her love could be my salvation.
Allison Williams, Brian Williams daughter 7.25 Penalized for looking like her dad.
Alisyn Camerota 5.25
Amanda Carpenter 6.5 Basic bitch.
Amy Jackson 9.5 Perfect face.
Amy Kremer, the fake conservative activist 3.75 I'd splooge on her, tbh.
Ana Kasparian 6.25 I'm just not into it, she looks like an angry maid.
Ana Navarro 3.99 I'd splooge on her, tbh.
Andrea Tantaros 6.5 + body, dumb face.
Ann Coulter 5.99 Penalized for age (50's).
Anna Kooiman 8.0 She looks like a sexy chipmunk.
Andrea Mitchell 2.25 Disgusting.
Antonietta Collins 6.25 Don't be fooled by the makeup and angles.
April Ryan 2.25 Disgusting.
April Ponnuru, Ramesh Ponnuru's wife 2.99 I'd do her, tbh.
Ashley Parker 5.0
Aubrey O'Day, Don Jr.'s fmr. mistress (Prime) 8.25
Andrea Catsimatidis, Manhattan GOP Chair 7.75 My mind says "gross", but my penis says "10/10".
Barbara Mikulski 0.75 Needs burka.
Baskin Champion 9.49 10 face, but no boobs :(
Baskin Champion's Sister 7.0 Much less attractive than her sister.
Belen Sisa the Undocumented Student 6.5
Bristol Palin (Prime, circa post-weight loss, pre-all the babies) 7.75
Britney Spears (Prime, circa "Oops, I Did It Again") 9.0
Brooke Baldwin 6.49 Penalized for age (40's).
Carly Fiorina 5.0
Carmen Callaway 9.49 Bonus points for looking ~18.
Carrie Prejean (Prime) 9.25
Caroline Heldman, that chick who accused Fox News 6.5 Penalized for age (40's).
Catherine Rampell 6.49 Often overrated due to being surrounded by ugly old people.
Chelsea Clinton 2.99 Disgusting.
Chelsea the Code Pink Protester (Chelsea Byers) 7.75 Her love could be my salvation.
Christiane Amanpour 3.5 Disgusting.
Claire McCaskill 2.75 I'd splooge on her, tbh.
Courtney Byrd 9.0
Dana Bash 5.5
Dana Loesch 6.49 I'd do her.
Dana Perino 6.25 Penalized for age (40's).
Daniela Lopez Osorio 8.75 Face is highly overrated.
Danielle Bregoli, the "Cash Me Outside, How Bow Dah" girl N/A N/A
Danielle Weisberg 7.0 She can get it.
Delaney Targgaryen N/A N/A
Denise Odie Joseph II, Dinesh D'Souza's fmr. mistress 5.25 I'd do her, tbh.
Dishwasher Lady (Prime) 8.99
Dominika the Nuclear Power Plant Intern 8.99 Self-explanatory
Eboni K. Williams, the Fox News Aunt Jemima 6.49 Penalized for race.
Elizabeth Warren 2.5 Needs burka.
Elizabeth Nolan Brown 5.75
Ellison Barber 7.25 Down 10% from 2014 prime.
Emma DiGiovine, Jesse Watters fmr. mistress 6.99 Quintessential butterface.
Erin Burnett 6.75 Penalized for age (40's).
Erin Schrode, the liberal with a never ending list of grievances 6.49 Disturbingly deep voice.
Evgenia Medvedeva 9.0 That Sailor Moon outfit tho.
Gina Loudon 6.5 MILF.
Giselle Leon (Prime) 8.25
Gloria Allred 2.5 You know what? Would.
Gloria Borger 3.75
Haley Byrd 7.49 Would be so hot w/ woman's haircut.
Harris Faulkner 4.0 Penalized for race.
Heather Childers 6.25 She's like West Virginia hills folks' idea of what a hot chick looks like.
Heidi Cruz 4.0
Heidi Heitkamp 1.0 Needs burka.
Hillary Clinton 2.5 Disgusting.
Hillary Clinton (prime) 7.0
Hillary McLellan the Chick That Lied About Cancer 7.25
Hope Hicks 6.5 Beautiful from a great distance.
Hwang Mi Hee (Prime) 8.75 Hottest Asian chick to ever live.
Irin Carmon 6.75
Ivanka Trump 6.75 Penalized for age.
Ivanka Trump (Prime) 9.5
Jeanette Dousdebes Rubio, Marco Rubio's wife 5.75
Jedediah Bila 7.75 Penalized for age.
Jennifer Grossman, the fake libertarian 6.25 Absolute GGILF.
Jillian Kirk, the racist MSU student 7.5
Jo Marney, the Nazi 6.25 Has an old lady face.
Joy Behar 1.99 Needs burka.
Joy Reid (Joy Ann Reid) 2.25 Needs burka.
Julia Ioffe 6.75 Penalized for age.
Julie Mason 2.75 I'd splooge on her, tbh.
Kacey Jordan (Ted Cruz controversy). 7.75 Bonus points for looking ~18.
Kaileigh Brandt 10.0 Not that hot, but genetically perfect.
Kaitlan Collins 6.5
Kamala Harris 4.99
Kanadajin3 (pre-Muslim conversion) 6.5 I'd do her.
Kasie Hunt 5.5
Kat Timpf 7.49
Kata Sarka, the Hungarian chick that Trump tried to bang. 7.5 +++ body, avg. face.
Kate Bouldan 6.5
Kate Upton (Prime) 9.0
Kathryn Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh's wife 4.75
Katie Glueck 6.99 Bonus points for looking ~18.
Katie Lou Samuelson 6.5 Penalized for height.
Katie Nolan 7.0 Face is overrated.
Katie Packer, the flip-flopping RINO 2.75 Disgusting.
Katie Pavlich 6.5 Penalized for gigantism.
Katrina Pierson 6.0 Looks like an evil koala bear.
Katy Tur 6.75 Disturbingly unattractive without makeup.
Kaylee Moats, the Chick with No Vagina 7.25
Kayleigh McEnany 7.0 She looks like a sexy, retarded fish.
Kellyanne Conway 4.75 Facially repulsive.
Kim Yo-jong, Kim Jong-un's sister 2.99 Needs burka.
Kimberly Guilfoyle 6.5 Repulsive without makeup.
Kinga Duda 7.0 Basic bitch.
Kirsten Gillibrand 5.5
Kirsten Powers 5.5
Kristen Soltis Whatsherface 7.0
Kristen Stewart 8.25
Kristin Tate 7.99 Often overrated due to being surrounded by ugly old people.
Kristine Leahy 8.25 I dunno, she vascillates from 7.5 to 9.0.
Kyle Nolan, Eric Bolling's assistant 8.25 LTR material, but not hot per se.
Laci Green, the adorable feminazi 7.25 Chubbiness offset by implied promiscuity.
Laura Ingraham 6.25 Penalized for age (50's).
Laura Jayes, the reporter who broke the Turnbull-goofing-on-Trump story 6.5 + body, mediocre face.
Lauren Southern 6.49 Basic Bitch.
Lee Ann McAdoo 6.5 + boobs, mediocre face.
Lili Simmons 8.5 At first glance, easily a 9-- but her face looks jacked up under certain angles/lighting.
Liv Morgan 9.0
Liz Plank 6.5 Manly face offset by heavy use of feminine wiles.
Louise Linton, Steve Mnuchin's wife 6.49 Her angry ex-wife face is a turnoff.
Lyda Loudon 6.75
Maria Bartiromo 6.0 Penalized for age (50's).
Marianne Copenhaver, the Neocon Girl 6.49 Sexy hair and glasses conceal jacked up face.
Marilyn Monroe (Prime) 6.75 Basic bitch by today's standards.
Marsha Blackburn 5.0 Penalized for age (late 60's).
Martha MacCallum 5.25 Penalized for age (50's).
Meghan McCain 5.25 I'd splooge on her, tbh.
Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005 10.0 Perfect 10 circa 2005.
Melania Trump 5.75 Beautiful from a great distance.
Megyn Kelly 6.75 Penalized for age (40's).
Michelle Fields 6.49 + body, mediocre face.
Michelle Malkin 4.25 She has to go back.
Michelle Obama 2.99
Michelle Runde 7.0 Cutest gainfully employed vegan ever.
Mika Brzezinski 5.49 I'd do her, tbh.
Mila Moire, the artist who lays eggs with her vagina (Prime) 8.49
Minka Kelly 8.99 She is as hot as you can humanly be without breaking 9.
Molly Line 5.75 Penalized for age (40's).
Monica Crowley 5.0 I think I'd rather do Marsha Blackburn, tbh.
Monica Lewinsky circa Clinton affair 5.75 I'd do her, tbh.
Nadya from Pussy Riot (Nadezhda Tolokonnikova) 6.25 Ugly face offset by heavy use of feminine wiles.
Nasim Aghdam 5.5 Penalized for age.
Natasha Bertrand 6.5 Really cute, but face has slight hint of Down syndrome.
Nancy Pelosi 2.00 Disgusting.
Natalia Lima, Ed Henry's fmr. mistress. 6.75 Older than photos would suggest.
Noor Tagouri, the Hottest Muslim 7.25
Norah O'Donnell (Prime) 8.25 LTR material.
Olivia Harlan 9.0
Paige, WWE superstar 6.75
Paige, WWE superstar (Prime) 8.99
Peyton List 8.49
Poppy Harlow 5.99 I don't get the appeal.
Rachel Maddow 4.5 I'd splooge on her, tbh.
Riley Reid 9.25
Ronna McDaniel, GOP Chairthing 3.0 Has Down syndrome face.
Roseanne Barr 1.75 Needs burka.
Salena Zito 1.99 Needs burka.
Sami Main 7.0 Bonus points for looking ~18.
Sammi Hanratty 8.75 Bonus points for looking ~18.
Sandra Smith 6.5 Penalized for age.
Sarah Tiana, the hypocritical comedian 6.49
Sarah Flores, Trump Propaganda Czar 5.99 Oh so close to being hot.
Sarah McDaniel, the model with retard eyes 9.49 A 10 but not a 10.
Sarah Huckabee 2.75 Disgusting.
Sarah Palin 5.75 Penalized for age (50's).
Sarah Palin (Prime) 6.99
SE Cupp 6.5 Manly jawline, fat arms.
Shannon Bream 6.75 Penalized for age (late 40's).
Simona Mangiante, George Papadopoulos' wife 6.5 Do not be fooled by the Instagram angles.
Shera Berchard (Prime) 8.0
Stephanie Ann Cook 8.75
Stormy Daniels circa when Trump smashed 7.5 Mediocre face.
Tamara Holder (Prime) 6.5 Submissive personality makes up for repulsive face.
Tara Palmieri 7.49 Classic marry her to get her off the market, then realize you've made terrible mistake.
Taylor Riggs 7.25 LTR material.
Tiffany Thompson, Ezekiel Elliot's ex 7.25
Tiffany Trump 7.25 Face has slight hint of Down syndrome, but bonus points for age.
Tomi Lahren 7.0 + body, angry ex-wife face.
Trish Regan 6.5 Penalized for age (late 40's).
Tulsi Gabbard 5.25 Looks like a giant eskimo w/ terrible skin..
Whoopi Goldberg 1.5 Needs burka.
Zoey Kush 8.5 Bonus points for looking ~18.