In recent years, MFP has worked diligently to distance itself from shameful articles such as:
- Julie Mason is the ugliest woman ever allowed on Fox News
- Pop quiz: Which of the following does not belong?
- F, Marry, Kennedy road trip
But come on…
— Julie Mason (@juliemason) May 29, 2017
I mean come on…
I know what you’re thinking:
But what if that was your daughter?
Actually, I wouldn’t mind if my daughter was obese and repulsive. I want the fewest amount of dicks seeking to penetrate her as possible.
In fact, I plan to feed her enormous amounts of McDonalds from an early age, so as to ensure that her brain is wired to desire addictive, fattening foods.