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I apologize in advance for this sexist article   May 29, 2017

"The ugliest woman ever allowed on Fox News" originally published on 06/2014
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In recent years, MFP has worked diligently to distance itself from shameful articles such as:

But come on…


I mean come on…

I know what you’re thinking:

But what if that was your daughter?

Actually, I wouldn’t mind if my daughter was obese and repulsive. I want the fewest amount of dicks seeking to penetrate her as possible.

In fact, I plan to feed her enormous amounts of McDonalds from an early age, so as to ensure that her brain is wired to desire addictive, fattening foods.

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