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Bryce Harper’s hair is beautiful   May 29, 2017

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Bryce Harper’s shampoo commercial-ready hair was unleashed in all its glory on Monday, as the Washington Nationals’ star RF charged the mound after being hit w/ an inside pitch.

During the melee, we learned that Bryce punches like a girl. But that should in no way distract from the fact that Bryce’s 1st 5 full seasons compare favorably to the consensus greatest batter of the modern era, Barry Bonds.

BA
OBP

HR
SB
Bryce Harper
.279 .382 121 58
Barry Bonds
.263 .358 117 169

Sadly, both are outpaced by the Los Angeles Angels’ Mike Trout, because retard strength.

BA
OBP

HR
SB
Mike Trout
.310 .410 163 139
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