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Emmanuel Macron confirms he was fucking w/ Trump   May 28, 2017

It was apparent that newly-erected French President Emmanuel Macron was fucking w/ Trump during #G7Taormina.

But that Macron would brag about it in Journal du Dimanche— and that Elysée Palace would pass on an opportunity to walk it back— is shocking and unprecedented:

Macron confirmed that there was indeed a deeper significance to the prolonged handshake he shared with [Trump]…”One must show that we won’t make little concessions, even symbolic ones.”

In the same interview– surely, w/ forethought– Macron lumped Trump in w/ other autocrats:

Donald Trump, the President of Turkey or the President of Russia are of a mindset of power relations.

Here is a rundown of Macron’s trolling…

Macron wouldn’t let Trump go during combative handshake

Given their budding bromance, it is almost certain that Justin from Canada was in on it…

Macron left Trump hanging

Macron tweet left Trump out of photo of allies

Ironically, Trump & Macron have a lot in common.

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