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Bodyslammed reporter Ben Jacobs flirts w/ Katy Tur   May 26, 2017

That’s Katy Tur in her post-Keith Olbermann, 2015 prime. During that “Summer of Trump”, literally everyone wanted to bang “Little Katy”.

But some months later, an anonymous source sent MFP an HD photo that reduced my thirst for her sweet nectar almost entirely. I cannot share that specific image, but this is basically what happened…

Katy is now engaged to CBS News’ Tony Dokoupil, but Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs– best know for getting bodyslammed by stupid retard Greg Gianforte– put forth a respectable effort.

Negging…

A lesser man would have run across the room and asked her to dinner immediately…

Pretending to not be jealous even though he’s obviously jealous…

Chicks love inside jokes in public…

Pretending he didn’t write down and rehearse all the clever things he was planning tell her…

He was just phoning it in at this point. I think he realized Katy wasn’t going to break up w/ Tony…

Ultimately, Ben’s Twitter/text game could not overcome his receding hairline because Katy is shallow.

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