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Republicans Plotting To Replace Trump Power Rankings   May 19, 2017

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High-profile Republicans are positioning themselves to replace Trump, should the opportunity arise. They are ranked below by order of their odds of success.

Power Rankings

Mike Pence

  • Liberty 2
  • Low IQ appeal 8
  • Neocon appeal 8
  • Odds 4
  • It is unclear if this was part of a master plan. What is clear is that Pence is now semi-openly campaigning for the job…

    Pence’s path: Watch for Pence to covertly campaign for Trump’s impeachment during the ’18 cycle.

    While crisscrossing the country under the guise of “helping erect conservatives”, Pence will use the opportunity to DL whip votes. His spiel will go something like this:

    I support POTUS 100%. If he succeeds in sabotaging the investigation, then great!! No one would be happier than myself and Mother.

    Buuuuuuuutttttttt, if a few more shoes drop?? Wink Wink.

    Remember, the GOP House and Senate tolerate Trump, but they love Pence (if they didn’t always, they certainly do now).

    They wouldn’t mind having Pence atop the ticket as an incumbent in ’20.

    John Kasich

  • Liberty 4
  • Low IQ appeal 4
  • Neocon appeal 7
  • Odds 3
  • Kasich has had his eye on primarying Trump since he snubbed the Republican National Cuckvention in his home state of Ohio…

    Kasich’s path: Kasich sees himself as an Emmanuel Macron-like centrist figure– but Macron possesses qualities Kasich does not, namely: Youth, charm, and charisma.

    It is possible that a Kasich candidacy could help reerect Trump by siphoning moderate votes from the Democrat.

    Marco Rubio

  • Liberty 3
  • Low IQ appeal 6
  • Neocon appeal 10
  • Odds 2
  • Since losing FL to Trump 46-27, Rubio sought to trick Floridians into believing he hasn’t forgotten about them.

    But when Trump called the special counsel appointment a “witch hunt”, Rubio pounced:

    The president is entitled to his opinion, but we’re a nation of laws…[Robert Mueller] is a person of high esteem.

    Rubio’s path: Impeachment doesn’t help Rubio.

    Rubio’s path depends on Trump’s popularity continuing to nosedive to the point he can justify primarying a sitting president ala Reagan ’76— under the auspices of “saving the party”.

    Tom Cotton

  • Liberty 1
  • Low IQ appeal 8
  • Neocon appeal 10
  • Odds 1
  • Oh, look who just happened to be in the neighborhood and stopped by Iowa for some made-up bullshit reason…

    Cotton’s path: Impeachment doesn’t help Cotton.

    Cotton’s path depends on Trump’s popularity continuing to nosedive to the point he can justify primarying a sitting president ala Reagan ’76— under the auspices of “saving the party”.

    Ben Sasse

  • Liberty 4
  • Low IQ appeal 3
  • Neocon appeal 7
  • Odds 0
  • #NeverTrumper Ben Sasse positioned himself to say “See, I told you so”…

    Sasse’s path: Sasse has no path because his face is jacked up…

    Evan McMuffin

  • Liberty 2
  • Low IQ appeal 0
  • Neocon appeal 9
  • Odds 0
  • #NeverTrumper Evan McMuffin positioned himself to say “See, I told you so”…

    McMuffin’s path: McMuffin has no path because his face bears a striking resemblance to a Twitter egg…

    Incidentally, if your teeth stain due to smoking or coffee or soda, they more or less uniformly yellow over time.

    This type of yellowing suggests Sasse does not brush regularly…

    To his credit, Sasse has artificially whitened them– although the underlying decay still exists…

    The Regime

    Ron Paul laughs at retard Alex Jones

    The Regime

    Rush Limbaugh: I couldn’t take Trump’s call because I was playing golf

    Erection 2016

    Bwahahaha bwahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha

    Liberty, Inc.

    Rand Paul ain’t got time for Fox & Friends’ “After the Show, Show”