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You know who I want to make love to? This chick in prison   May 12, 2017

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In a not-so-recent episode of Lockup, inmate Samantha Agee discussed trying heroin for the 1st time:

I was like, ‘man, alright, screw it. I’ll do it.’

And it was just was awesome…[it’s] really bad to say that, but it was.

I feel strongly that, given enough makeup, she would be virtually indistinguishable from the likes of Kristen Stewart or Amber Heard…

No, seriously…

In conclusion, she seems deep, and I want to read her poetry…

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