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Bwahahaha: Jeff Sessions is retarded   April 26, 2017

Obergruppenführer Jeff Sessions visited El Paso, TX recently as part of a tour of cities along the US-Mexico border. In remarks angering locals, Sessions delivered essentially the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day:

This is ground zero—this is the front lines, and this is where we are making our stand.

But ironically, El Paso, TX is practically Japan compared to Sessions’ home state of Alabama…

Crime Rates (per 100k)

Violent Crime Property Crime
Birmingham, AL 17.56 65.40
Mobile, AL 7.04 49.74
Montgomery, AL 5.19 41.69
El Paso, TX 3.75 19.90

Compton

By some metrics, Sessions’ home state is even more dangerous than Compton, CA– the legendary hellhole immortalized in the gangsta rap staple, “Nothin’ But A G Thang”

Violent Crime Property Crime
Birmingham, AL 17.56 65.40
Mobile, AL 7.04 49.74
Montgomery, AL 5.19 41.69
Compton, CA 10.12 24.69

Rape

Rape-wise, God-fearing Alabama boasts a far higher rape rate than states overrun by illegal alien heathens like CA, FL, and NY…

Rape # of illegal aliens
Alabama 29.6 65,000
California 24.0 2.4 million
Florida 26.8 850,000
New York 22.2 800,000

It’s almost like Sessions isn’t really worried about crime– but something else.

What could it be, what could it be…

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