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Bwahahaha: Trump double-crosses Julian Assange   April 20, 2017

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For the past 2 years, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has been earnestly shilling for Trump based on implied assurances that Trump was sympathetic to his plight.

Sucker:

US authorities have prepared charges to seek the arrest of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.

Ironically, Team Obama– who Julian and co. vilified (justifiably, in many cases)– was inclined to leave him the fuck alone:

[Obama] Attorney General Eric Holder and officials at the Justice Department determined it would be difficult to bring charges against Assange.

Sad!

“I love Wikileaks”

During the campaign, Trump professed his “love” for the anti-secrecy organization…

But now that Julian is no longer of any use, Trump has reverted to his default position: Death penalty for “disgraceful” Assange…

Loyalty

You can understand why Julian might expect reciprocation for his loyalty. But he should look– not to Chris Christie, Rudy Giuliani, or Corey Lewandowski– but to Trump’s terminally ill baby nephew, Freddy:

Even when it comes to a sick baby in his family, Donald Trump is all business. The megabuilder and his siblings Robert and Maryanne terminated their nephew’s family medical coverage.

Trump didn’t give a fuck about Freddy, so it is safe to assume he gives even fewer fuck about Julian.

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