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Alex Jones’ lawyer: My client is just playing a character   April 16, 2017

Credit "Satan Speaks" by Info Wars.

At a pretrial hearing related to a child custody dispute, Alex’s attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo to ignore his client’s on-air schtick:

He’s playing a character…he is a performance artist.

In fairness, Alex’s ex-wife claims it’s not an act:

He’s not a stable person…he wants J-Lo to get raped…I’m concerned that he is engaged in felonious behavior.

Either way, Alex wins– both shekel and upgraded poon-wise…

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