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Would wife “Thug” Rose Namajunas   April 15, 2017

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UFC 115 lbs. title contender “Thug” Rose Namajunas is widely regarded one of the most talented female mixed martial artists in the world. But in her 3 losses, the 24-year-old earned a reputation for mental and emotional fragility.

To her credit, Rose put it all together on Saturday night in Kansas City– earning the biggest victory of her career over fmr. Invicta champion Michelle Waterson…

But that is neither here nor there.

Would wife

Not only is Rose incredibly talented, she fulfills every creepy White, Asian, and Middle Eastern male fetish…

Standard hot chick

Slutty cheerleader

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Thigh gap fetish

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Hot chick that knows karate

[Redacted] fetish

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Pigtails & bubblegum (offshoot of [redacted] fetish)

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Cool chick that’s fun to hang around fetish

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