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College student attacked by cops looks like she’s 100 years old   April 13, 2017

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Soon-to-be multi-millionaire Michaella Surat whines about being slammed into the ground by police:

Like, all my bones were shattering in my face??

I’m conflicted:

  • On one hand, fuck pigs.
  • On the other hand, she seems like a bitch, and her boyfriend sounds like an asshole.
  • Also, where Al Sharpton at?

Be that as it may– according to ABC News— Michaella is only 22.

But she looks like a gramma…??

Would, but that’s weird.

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