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Prince Harry’s GF is borderline unattractive   April 12, 2017

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EL-OH-EL: Prince Harry’s GF expecting??

You may recall that last October, Harry confirmed he was dating 35-year-old borderline unattractive actress Meghan Markle:

A statement issued by Kensington Palace said Harry believed media interest in his love affair with American divorcee Meghan had seen a “line crossed”.

Harry’s statement said “his girlfriend has been subject to a wave of abuse and harassment”…[and] also lashed out at the “sexism and racism of social media trolls”.

I am a very unattractive person, inside and out. I am regularly rejected by less-than-avg.-looking women.

But using the following tactics:

  • Lying about my income.
  • Telling fabricated stories to seem interesting.
  • Claiming I owned a rented car.
  • Claiming I was in law school.
  • Saying “yes” when a chick that went to USC thought I went to USC because I happened to be wearing a USC hat.

I’ve had better…

Meh, even with makeup + PS…

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