EL-OH-EL: Prince Harry’s GF expecting??
You may recall that last October, Harry confirmed he was dating 35-year-old borderline unattractive actress Meghan Markle:
A statement issued by Kensington Palace said Harry believed media interest in his love affair with American divorcee Meghan had seen a “line crossed”.
Harry’s statement said “his girlfriend has been subject to a wave of abuse and harassment”…[and] also lashed out at the “sexism and racism of social media trolls”.
I am a very unattractive person, inside and out. I am regularly rejected by less-than-avg.-looking women.
But using the following tactics:
- Lying about my income.
- Telling fabricated stories to seem interesting.
- Claiming I owned a rented car.
- Claiming I was in law school.
- Saying “yes” when a chick that went to USC thought I went to USC because I happened to be wearing a USC hat.
I’ve had better…
Meh, even with makeup + PS…