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Actually, UConn’s Katie Lou Samuelson is fucking hot   April 1, 2017

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In a shocking upset Friday, Mississippi St. ended UConn chick basketball’s historic undefeated streak:

The Mississippi State Bulldogs did what many thought was impossible: They took down powerhouse UConn…at the buzzer.

Mississippi State actually faced Connecticut last year in the Final Four, but that time the Bulldogs lost in a blowout, 98-38. They were able to dramatically redeem themselves this year.

But that is neither here nor there.

It is often overlooked because she’s gigantic?? But UConn star guard Katie Lou Samuelson has a sexy face…

Also, I like that thing she does w/ her mouth when she concentrates…

But alas, she suffers from Katie Pavlich Syndrome…

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