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Belen Sisa is the cutest illegal alien EVER   March 29, 2017

Paul Ryan’s cute staffer, would ya?

Eastern European illegals notwithstanding, Belen Sisa is the most beautiful illegal alien undocumented immigrant (since she’s so hot) “DREAMER” ever:

A young immigration advocate decided to illustrate the point that millions of undocumented immigrants pay taxes to the U.S. government by posting a picture of herself with her completed IRS 1040 form on Facebook.

Since her post, Belen– nay, Belén– has rec’d an avalanche of hateful messages.

I am an open borders libertarian?? But even from a racist POV, how does it profit America to keep this out of the gene pool…??

From a constitutional originalist perspective, Thomas Jefferson never intended for hot chicks from shitty countries to be denied residency or citizenship:

Shall we refuse the unhappy fugitives from distress that hospitality which the savages of the wilderness extended to our fathers arriving in this land? Shall oppressed humanity find no asylum on this globe…It [has] been the wise policy of these states to extend the protection of their laws to all those who should settle among them of whatever nation or religion they might be.

All of Jefferson’s writings on the matter suggest that if he had happened upon Belén crossing into the United States illegally, he would’ve tried to bang her, not deport her.

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