Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

Paul Ryan’s cute staffer, would ya?   March 28, 2017

You may recall this mysterious, raven-haired beauty (by gainfully-employed, college-educated standards) 1st came to national prominence– or whatever– last year…

I know what you’re thinking:

That’s just a reporter.

Perhaps, but…

(1) Either she has 2 phones, or she’s holding Paul’s phone for him…

(2) Whether or not she’s a reporter, Paul’s being a skosh handsy…

Man of the people Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

Alex Jones accurately claims he’s dated “the most beautiful…models, professional cheerleaders”

Would Smash

RETRACTION: It turns out Stephanie Ann Cook is still really hot

Deranged nat’l security expert Susan Hennessey, would ya?