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MFP accurately reviews Iron Fist   March 19, 2017

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No, not really.

The clip above sums up the 1st 1/3 of the series, which contains some of the most frustrating and nonsensical scenes ever filmed. From there, it does get better– only to end on a shitty note.

Accurate rating: Personally, 6.9/10, but it can objectively be rated as low as 3/10, depending on how much the following bothers you…

  • The protagonist Danny Rand whines like a bitch, which isn’t something you would expect from someone that grew up in a monastery.
  • Finn Jones’ acting is porn-level bad.
  • The fight choreography is CW-level bad.
  • Regular people beat up highly-trained ninjas.
  • Several of the superhero’s primary objectives could just as easily be solved with litigation.
  • One of the superhero’s main problems is a direct result of the fact that he accosts people in their homes or offices, while literally dressed like a bum, with no shoes…

  • For some reason, they took one of the hottest chicks on TV, Jessica Stroup…

    And didn’t put any makeup on her…

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