Bwahahaha: Trump blames Paul Ryan for Trumpcare

Credit Breitbart.com
* Edited for time as per MFP's loose journalistic standards.
MP   |   Published March 14, 2017

Obergruppenführer Steve Bannon Monday ordered the regime’s propaganda arm to release leaked audio in which House Speaker Paul Ryan was critical of then-candidate Trump.

What is fascinating about the accompanying Breitbart “article”— aside from the odd North Korean central news agency-esque sentence structure– is that it suggests that the regime may be preparing to abandon Trumpcare:

Ryan…pushed now President Donald Trump to believe his healthcare legislation the American Health Care Act would repeal and replace Obamacare when it does not repeal Obamacare.

Ryan…misled President Trump into believing that Ryan’s bill can pass Congress.

You may recall that just last week, Trump threatened to primary any Republican that opposed his bill.

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