Scarlett Johansson as Ivanka is Top 100 Hottest Non-Porn Things I’ve Ever Seen

MP   |   Published originally March 12, 2017

A feminist, an advocate, a champion for women. But, like, how??

GIF’d for posterity…

Scarlett’s big fat ass…

You know what?

Black guys and the big booty?? I think I get it now…

I know what you’re thinking:

Personally, I think Ivanka is much hotter!

Yeah, but that was like in 2007 though…

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Pray for the customers of the Kandapara brothel

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