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Bwahahaha: Paul Ryan thinks free market health care works   March 9, 2017

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The fatal conceit of Obamacare…young and healthy people…pay for the older, sicker people. So, the young healthy person’s gonna be made to buy healthcare, and they’re gonna pay for the person..who gets breast cancer in her 40’s, or gets heart disease in his 50’s…the people who are healthy, pay for the people who are sick.

Uhhhhhh, that’s how insurance works, fuckface. In car insurance (mandatory in 49 of 50 states), for example:

  • Good drivers pay for bad drivers.
  • Middle-aged female drivers pay for male drivers under 25.
  • Young drivers pay for elderly grammas that shouldn’t be driving anymore.

Free Market

The only truly free market healthcare system left on Earth can be found deep in the Amazon, where– assuming they don’t eat you– the village Shaman will stick leeches on your balls in exchange for rocks…

But here in our socialist, tyrannical hellhole, our communist oppressors force innocent lovable insurance companies to provide affordable coverage to undesirables, such as:

  • Pregnant sluts and their high-maintenance loser babies.
  • Your loser grammas.
  • Your loser grampas.
  • Loser fat people.
  • Losers w/ AIDS.
  • Losers w/ diabetes.
  • Loser kids w/ asthma.
  • Disabled losers.

That means the premiums of healthy Americans are used to offset the cost of keeping those fuckers alive, God damn it!!!!!

This is taxpayer $$$ could be sent to Israel instead!


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