2020 Power Rankings

MFP & co.   |   Published March 9, 2017

LA Mayor Eric Garcetti won reerection Tuesday in one of the biggest landslides in a century.

Garcetti not only won w/ 81% of the vote, he dragged Measure H (sales tax to fund anti-homeless programs) barely across the 2/3 finish line. In doing so, Garcetti has catapulted himself into MFP’s 2020 Power Rankings.

Power Rankings

Gavin Newsom

  • Communism 7
  • Fundraising 8
  • Look 9
  • Speech 8
  • Interview 7
  • Likability 3
  • Scandals 8
  • Gavin’s anti-Trump schtick could use some work…

    But right now, Gavin’s #1 goal is to keep Garcetti out of 18’s CA gubernatorial race.

    Complicating matters is 83-year-old Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s refusal to retire (Garcetti and Feinstein have a strategerist in common, and he was seen as her likely successor).

    Elizabeth Warren

  • Communism 10
  • Fundraising 9
  • Look 3
  • Speech 4
  • Interview 7
  • Likability 4
  • Scandals 5
  • A little of Warren’s nagging, kindergarten teacher, tyrannical PTA dragon lady schtick goes a long way…

    Even Senate allies are advising her to give it a rest.

    Kirsten Gillibrand

  • Communism 6
  • Fundraising 7
  • Look ?
  • Speech 5
  • Interview 9
  • Likability 9
  • Scandals 2
  • Kirsten is the only Senate Democrat to vote against every Trump cabinet nominee– clearly, an attempt to shed her moderate image ahead of a ’20 run.

    Of course, Kirsten insists that she is only focused on reerection– which means she’s definitely in.

    If not for her recurring obesity, Kirsten would be recognized as one the best politicians in America…

    Kamala Harris

  • Communism 9
  • Fundraising 7
  • Look 7
  • Speech 8
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 9
  • Scandals 6
  • It’s only been 4 months, but Kamala has been an utter disappointment– displaying none of the charisma and magnetism she is known for…

    It’s like a #1 draft pick QB missing wide open receivers in the preseason– it’s still early, but her lack of production is unsettling.

    Eric Garcetti

  • Communism 7
  • Fundraising 7
  • Look 7
  • Speech 7
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 8
  • Scandals 6
  • Garcetti makes the Top 10 based on the outside chance he upsets Gavin Newsom in the CA gubernatorial race.

    Incidentally, he bears a startling resemblance to Phil Dunphy…

    Also, his wife Amy Wakeland won’t take his last name– which must be emasculating…

    Cory Booker

  • Communism 5
  • Fundraising 7
  • Look 7
  • Speech 7
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 7
  • Scandals 5
  • 1 step forward, 2 steps back.

    Cory tried to distance himself from his anti-union, pro-charter school, big donor sellout reputation by testifying against his colleague, Jeff Sessions– and ramping up his anti-Trump rhetoric.

    But then Big Pharma called…

    To be fair, not even Trump can stand up to pharma lobbyists.

    Bernie Sanders I mean, isn’t he going to be like 100 by then??
    Andrew Cuomo

    He can probably raise a lot of money, but look at that face!

    Castro Bros. Imagine that mug on Iowa mailers?? Good luck!
    Xavier Becerra He’s like a liberal, equally-boring Hispanic Mike Pence…

    Who spells “Javier” with an “X”, anyway?

    Amy Klasdfochar No.
    Deval Patrick No.

    Trump’s odds of reerection currently stand at: 65%— that’s up from 55% in Jan.

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    For 2 years, Paul Ryan has been a reliable rubber stamp for the Trump regime's Nazi agenda. His reward?

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    If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

    What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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    Trump maintains a 66% chance of reerection.

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    Many nerds mistakenly believe the Administrative Procedure Act of 1946 prevents Trump from firing Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Here's why they're wrong.

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    Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

    Every night, Tucker Carlson trolls coastal liberal elites with his plucky, yet affable tribalism. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the great Roger Ailes. Prior to that, Tucker was your run-of-the-mill, Northeastern moderate elitist.

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    Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
    playing golf.

    “He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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    Alex Jones reveals:
    Sandy Hook massacre was
    “completely fake with actors”

    “Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

    Alex Jones insists
    he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

    In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

    Would Marry

    The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

    This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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    Bwahahaha!
    Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

    Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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    Would Marry

    The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

    This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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    Emergency Fap Check

    Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

    Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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    The Cuckening

    Wow, Jordan Peterson
    got cucked hard!

    Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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    Little kid asks Justin Amash about NSA spying and gay rights

    Would Smash

    Willa Holland, would ya marry? Even with that thing on her lip??

    The Regime

    Tom Arnold says “pussy” on CNN and MSNBC

    Would Smash

    Wow, Don Jr. has the hottest mistress in all of Team Trump!

    Alex Jones accurately claims he’s been physically attacked by African-Americans 35 times

    Would Smash

    Bubbly feminazi that hates Trump, would ya?