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MFP struggles to accurately rate Tara Palmeri   March 6, 2017

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Tara Palmeri is best known for stalking Gwasdfth Paltrow, and getting horny male WH staffers to dish on Trump:

It’s important to show Trump deference and offer him praise and respect, as that will lead him to more often listen. And if Trump becomes obsessed with a grudge, aides need to try and change the subject, friends say. Leaving him alone for several hours can prove damaging, because he consumes too much television.


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Tries to seduce Trump…

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Incidentally, I feel an overwhelming urge to fap every time I see McKayla Maroney circa 2012…

But that is neither here nor there…

Not hot

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Accurate Rating

Here’s the thing: In the immortal words of that black guy…

Girl is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal…

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I don’t know if it’s the mommy thing?? Which later transitions into the pervy [redacted] thing?? But then as you age and your sperm begins to die off, women w/ big boobs and large hips that can bear children become attractive again??

Whatever the case, the only way to accurately rate Tara is by stages in the life cycle…

Whatever-18 18-40 40+
US/UK 9.0 7.0 8.0
Wealthy areas of Los Angeles 8.0 6.0 7.0
Miami 8.5 6.5 7.5
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