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MFP struggles to accurately rate Tara Palmeri

Mfp Published March 6, 2017

Tara Palmeri is best known for annoying Gwasdfth Paltrow, and getting horny male White House staffers to dish on Trump:

It’s important to show Trump deference and offer him praise and respect, as that will lead him to more often listen. And if Trump becomes obsessed with a grudge, aides need to try and change the subject, friends say. Leaving him alone for several hours can prove damaging, because he consumes too much television.

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Tries to seduce Trump…

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Incidentally, I feel an overwhelming urge to fap every time I see McKayla Maroney circa 2012…

But that is neither here nor there.

Not hot

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Accurate Rating

Here’s the thing: In the immortal words of that black guy…

Girl is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal…

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I don’t know if it’s the mommy thing?? Which later transitions into the pervy [redacted] thing?? But then as you age and your sperm begins to die off, women w/ big boobs and large hips that can bear children become attractive again??

Whatever the case, the only way to accurately rate Tara is by stages in the life cycle…

Whatever-18 18-40 40+
US/UK 9.0 7.0 8.0
Wealthy areas of Los Angeles 8.0 6.0 7.0
Miami 8.5 6.5 7.5

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