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MFP accurately grades Trump’s speech to Congress   February 27, 2017

A

Excellent.

In a joint address to Congress, Trump delivered a speech one would expect from a rational, emotionally stable human being. Kudos to Obergruppenf├╝hrer Steve Bannon and Propaganda Minister Stephen Miller for writing one of their least anti-American speeches ever. This gives the regime leeway to continue imposing its tyranny. Overall, excellent.

  • • Low-information tribal RINOs: A+
  • • GOP establishment: A- (too much spending on healthcare and infrastructure, not enough corporate welfare for billionaires)
  • • Libertarian conservatives: F- (irrelevant, too few constitutionalists to be factored into overall score)
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