Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

Chelsea the Code Pink Protester is the most beautiful liberal extremist on Earth   February 12, 2017

MFP accurately reax to “Dear White People”

Mark Capra Tweet Email

There was some question as to whether Chelsea the Code Pink Protester would get her jacket back after disrupting a Trump rally last year in Las Vegas…

Leave her jacket there. You don’t have to bring it back. The hell with her. The hell with her.

Thankfully, she did…

Update

Obviously, Chelsea is adorable

But of late, she has blossomed into really super hot…

A photo posted by Chelsea Byers (@chelsealeebee) on

God, please don’t let Gavin Newsom tap that…

Unforgiven

Except for the part where she supports late-term abortion and wants to deny you your God-given, constitutional right to bear arms– Chelsea has the ideal personality for a woman…

You may recall that in Unforgiven, it was the love of a woman like Chelsea (we can safely assume) that transformed Clint Eastwood’s character’s notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition…

Conclusion

Obviously, Kayleigh Brandt is the genetically superior specimen— but Chelsea is the love of my life…

In lieu of either, I would settle for the chick doing air guitar…

A video posted by Chelsea Byers (@chelsealeebee) on

Accurate rating

Including her love for animals and quirky personality
Personally 10.0 10.0
US/UK 7.75 8.25
Iowa 8.25 8.0
Miami 7.0 7.0
Asia (wealthy areas) 9.25 8.75
Saudi Arabia (wealthy areas) 8.5 8.0
Mom & Dad 9.0 9.75
Related Coverage
This Syrian refugee, would ya?
GILF: Sarah Palin peace signs Vicente Fox
re: Wonder Woman
Jonathan Karl thinks he’s going to bang Hope Hicks, but he’s not