Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

MFP accurately reax to “Dear White People”   February 11, 2017

One drawback of prosperity is reverse Darwinism, wherein retards– who would have limited opportunities to procreate in antiquity– have children that eventually get internet access.

This has led to fighting over a Netflix series that nobody is going to watch– based on a 2014 film that nobody watched…

Here are the relevant facts:

(1) The show will almost certainly suck, but (2) it features the hottest ~African-American ever, Logan Browning

That’s some legit white girl hair…

Obviously, I would rather make love to Bikini Weather Girl in the Snow– because, I mean, for one thing, that thigh gap is unreal…??

But I feel like I would rather be in a LTR w/ Logan…

Jessica Parker Kennedy

I know what you’re thinking:

Actually, JPK is the hottest ~African-American of all time…

It feel like it would be more accurate to say that “JPK is possibly the cutest ~African-American of all time”– also, she’s Canadian.

Fat chick keeps eating while Rand Paul talks about abortion

Erection 2016

Wow! Ivanka saw Ted Cruz’s heel turn coming all along

Would Smash

You know who I want to make love to? Trump’s classy MILF delegate

Erection 2016

Chris Matthews doesn’t laugh at Katy Tur’s joke