Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

MFP accurately reax to “Dear White People”   February 11, 2017

One drawback of prosperity is reverse Darwinism, wherein retards– who would have limited opportunities to procreate in antiquity– have children that eventually get internet access.

This has led to fighting over a Netflix series that nobody is going to watch– based on a 2014 film that nobody watched…

Here are the relevant facts:

(1) The show will almost certainly suck, but (2) it features the hottest ~African-American ever, Logan Browning

That’s some legit white girl hair…

Obviously, I would rather make love to Bikini Weather Girl in the Snow– because, I mean, for one thing, that thigh gap is unreal…??

But I feel like I would rather be in a LTR w/ Logan…

Jessica Parker Kennedy

I know what you’re thinking:

Actually, JPK is the hottest ~African-American of all time…

It feel like it would be more accurate to say that “JPK is possibly the cutest ~African-American of all time”– also, she’s Canadian.

A closer look at Paul Ryan’s “detailed” anti-poverty plan

Erection 2016

Never forget: Ted Cruz ate his own booger

Russian to conclusions

MFP condemns Julia Ioffe’s new haircut

Do you even UFC bro?

MFP approves of Trey Gowdy’s new UFC haircut