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Nerdy blonde that helped defeat Trump’s #MuslimBan, would ya?   February 9, 2017

Trump’s surrender to China confirms MFP’s Unifying Theory of Everything

On Thursday, a federal appeals court refused to reinstate Trump’s #MuslimBan– which Stephen Bannon and Stephen Miller devised as a precursor to instituting martial law, and dissolving Congress.

Ultimately, Trump will prevail in the matter– via one or more of the following:

  • SCOTUS, post-Gorsuch.
  • SCOTUS, post-false flag attack.
  • Rewrite the EO, but have Obergruppenf├╝hrer Sessions implement the ban as originally intended.

But that is neither here nor there.

Cute blonde

You know who I want to make love to?

The all-business, yet vulnerable and socially-awkward blonde at WA State AG Bob Ferguson’s office…

Very Kat Timpf…

Accurate rating

w/ slutty Kat Timpf makeup and faux-lashes
Personally 8.99 9.25
US/UK 7.25 8.5
Iowa 7.5 8.75
Miami 6.75 7.75
Asia (wealthy areas) 9.25 9.75
Saudi Arabia (wealthy areas) 8.75 9.5
Mom & Dad 9.75 9.5
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