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Australian chick w/ Trump vs. Turnbull scoop has big boobs   February 1, 2017

MFP accurately grades Trump’s SCOTUS pick

Sky News Australia’s Laura Jayes gives Team Turnbull’s spin on the Trump-Turnbull refugee kerfuffle:

The view from Malcolm Turnbull was that Donald Trump is a bully, and to confront a bully, you need to bully back…he wasn’t just sitting there, being berated by Donald Trump.

This follows Stephen Bannon’s leak to WaPo:

Trump blasted Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull over a refuĀ­gee agreement…then, 25 minutes into what was expected to be an hour-long call, Trump abruptly ended it.

Meaning 1 of 3 things:

  • (1) Trump intends to honor the deal, but publicized his displeasure so as to pacify his low-information base.
  • (2) Trump does not intend to honor the deal, and Bannon went to WaPo to shape the narrative– knowing Australia and the State Dept. would leak details of the “contentious” phone call anyway.
  • (3) Trump just happened to be in a bad mood (which is supported by MFP’s Unified Theory of Everything).

But that is neither here nor there.

Laura has big boobs…

And, though we cannot be certain from this angle, a thigh gap…

You may recall Alex Jones’ most challenging phone call came from Australia…

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