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Australian chick w/ Trump vs. Turnbull scoop has big boobs

Musha Hadeen Published February 1, 2017

The 1st journalist to get Team Turnbull’s response to the Trump-Turnbull refugee kerfuffle was Sky News Australia’s Laura Jayes:

The view from Malcolm Turnbull was that Donald Trump is a bully, and to confront a bully, you need to bully back…he wasn’t just sitting there, being berated by Donald Trump.

This follows Stephen Bannon’s leak to WaPo, which means 1 of 3 things:

  • (1) Trump intends to honor the deal, but publicized his displeasure so as to pacify his low-information base.
  • (2) Trump does not intend to honor the deal, and Bannon went to WaPo to shape the narrative.
  • (3) Trump just happened to be in a bad mood (which is supported by MFP’s Unified Theory of Everything).

But honestly, who cares??

What is of interest here are Laura’s tig ‘ol bitties:

And though we cannot be certain from this angle, she appears to have an alluring thigh gap:

In any case, you may recall that Alex Jones’ most unbearable phone call was with a drunk Australian:

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