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Kristen Soltis got hot again   January 25, 2017

Michael Rapaport: How come Aziz Ansari only dates white girls?

Hot chicks in politics is a relatively new phenomenon.

Until only recently, this qualified as hot…

Back in 2009, GOP strategerist Kristen Soltis-Whatever (MFP has a ban on her husband’s last name) was the Emma Stone of the cocktail-sipping Northeast corridor…

Every corrupt, up-and-coming K Street lobbyist wanted to put a baby inside her before she realized she could have anybody.

But in recent years, Kristen let herself go…

And who can forget this Benghazi of a haircut…

I am HIV-positive that haircut resulted from emotional trauma of some kind– attractive women with long, beautiful hair don’t cut it off unless they are trying to exorcise personal demons.

Whatever the case– perhaps her husband started getting late night texts “from work”– she’s back to her hot self…

Very Elsa…

Elsa > Rapunzel, btw.

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