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MFP accurately projects Trump’s presidency

MFP & co. Published January 20, 2017

Economy

If he just leaves everything alone, Trump’s economy should be the best in 16 years…

Inflation-adjusted avg. GDP growth Jobs added (millions) Avg. UE rate
Clinton 3.9 23 5
Reagan 3.5 16 7.5
Carter (single term) 3.3 10 6.5
Trump ~3 ~10 ~5
Bush (single term) 2.3 2 6
W. 2.1 2 5
Obama 1.5 10 7.5

Kellyanne Conway

She quits to “spend more time with her family” (aka make millions running a super PAC) within ~2 years.

Nikki Haley

She quits to “spend more time with her family” (aka make millions sitting on a corporate board) within ~2 years.

GOP keeps Senate

The Senate is not in play. Democrats have 4-12 vulnerable Senate seats to the GOP’s 2 (Dean Heller in NV and Jeff Flake in AZ).

In the House, the GOP has a 241-194 majority. Democrats would need a 2010 Tea Party-like wave (Republicans picked up 58 seats) to recapture the House.

Obamacare repeal

The failure of both Obamacare and Trumpcare will pave the way for single-payer.

SCOTUS

Justices Breyer (78), Kennedy (80), and Ginsburg (83) will try to hang on until 2020– but Trump should get 2-4 SCOTUS picks in his 1st term.

Manufacturing

No amount of deregulation can make the American worker preferable to foreign slave labor. Attempts to artificially inflate American wages through protectionist trade and/or immigration policy will only hasten the transition towards automation– which will displace far more American workers than globalization.

Infrastructure

Trump will get his infrastructure bill.

The Wall

There will be a few miles of an actual wall. The rest will be rickety fencing here and there.

Dreamers

“Dreamers” get amnesty after “extreme vetting”.

Illegal aliens

No mass deportations. Amnesty in exchange for E-Verify, national ID card, and increased funding for “border security” (aka $$$ to border patrol unions).

Police state

E-Verify, national ID card, and other measures used to track illegal aliens and terrorists will eventually be used by a Democrat POTUS to persecute “radical” conservatives and “extreme” patriots.

D’oh!

Radical Islam

In his inaugural address, Trump promised to “eradicate radical Islamic terrorism”.

At least $1 trillion (in bombing sand, foreign aid, etc.) will be wasted on this endeavor.

Disclaimer

Everything will be cool, unless there is a major terrorist attack– at which point, Trump will go all Revenge of the Sith

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MFP accurately projects

Here’s Beto’s path to the Democrat nomination

Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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Would Smash

Porn star Lana Rhoades accurately credits hard work for her success

MFP behavioral algorithm predicts RG3 will divorce wife before 2017

The Regime

Rush Limbaugh celebrates the return of neoconservatism

Alex Jones accurately claims John Kerry “had gay sex…in coffins” in ancient Satanic rituals

False Advertising

Katy Tur looks unrealistically sexy on Photoshopped book cover