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MFP accurately rates that Russian chick Trump tried to bang   January 14, 2017

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No heterosexual man could condemn him for this.

While in Moscow for the 2013 Miss Universe pageant, Trump understandably invited stunning Hungarian beauty Kata Sarka back to his hotel room.

Unfortunately, Kata declined the offer, citing their age difference and marital status:

He gave me his business card with his private number, and he told me in which hotel, which room he was staying in.

[We were both married]…in addition, forty years between us.

You may recall that on the Howard Stern Show back in 2001, Trump raved about Russian women, and their willingness to do unspeakable things to escape poverty:

I was just in Russia, the girls have no morals, you gotta get out there.

But that is neither here nor there.

Accurate rating

Even in her post-baby 30’s, Kata’s body is a 9…

A photo posted by Kata Sarka (@katasarka) on

A photo posted by Kata Sarka (@katasarka) on

However, sans makeup, her face leaves much to be desired…

A photo posted by Kata Sarka (@katasarka) on

A photo posted by Kata Sarka (@katasarka) on

I feel like every Walmart in America has at least 1 cashier with this face or better…

A photo posted by Kata Sarka (@katasarka) on

On the strength of the body alone:

7.9 (US/UK)
9.0 (Iowa)
9.6 (Miami)
6.9 (wealthy Los Angeles area near HS or college)

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