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European Katie Glueck   December 31, 2016

MFP accurately rates the Trump Transition Chick

Longtime readers are well aware of my undying affection for intrepid liberal propagandist Katie Glueck.

You may recall that my longing was such that MFP commissioned a touching musical tribute (h/t MC) to win her devotion…

Nothing creepy about that.

Yet, Katie unceremoniously blocked me on Twitter.

w/ regard to claims that she looks like a bird or fish, any lingering doubts about Katie’s hotness were put to rest during this interview…

European Katie Glueck

Sadly, having been deprived in her formative years of an American culture that pressures women to strive for a hot, emaciated look– Romanian actress Cosmina Stratan will never reach her full potential, objectification-wise.

But the startling resemblance is good enough for me…

European Katie Glueck’s nervous giggle is so hot…

Her/their incredulous look is so hot…

But my favorite is when she looks weak and easily taken advantage of…

Adorable accent

Katie has bluer eyes, better skin, and consistently better hair– but to her credit, European Katie Glueck’s accent is adorbs…

Porn Katie Glueck

MFP is well aware and monitoring the situation closely.

Stayed tuned for developments.

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