Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

MFP accurately rates the Trump Transition Chick   December 29, 2016

Amanda Miller

VP of Marketing Amanda Miller is best known for her role as Trump’s secretary on Celebrity Apprentice

Madeleine Westerhout

PEOTUS recently tapped Amanda Miller lookalike Madeleine Westerhout to escort VIPs during the Trumpsition…

Madeleine has been dubbed the “gatekeeper”

Here is Rick Perry raping her (by Michelle Fields’ standards)…

Accurate Rating

They look about equally hot from far away?? But Amanda is actually significantly more attractive…

Below is a numerical representation of their objective worth…

Office Environment World-Class
Amanda 9 6.75
Madeleine 7.5 5.5
Would Smash

S.E. Cupp says she is “disgusted” by men lusting after her, but her WHCD dress suggests otherwise

Erection 2016

Digusting hag suggests Trump has small penis

Would Smash

Sarah Palin’s ALS challenge was so hot

The Regime

Bwahahaha: Fox News blames Jeff Sessions for Trump’s civil asset forfeiture policy