Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

MFP accurately rates the Trump Transition Chick   December 29, 2016

Amanda Miller

VP of Marketing Amanda Miller is best known for her role as Trump’s secretary on Celebrity Apprentice

Madeleine Westerhout

PEOTUS recently tapped Amanda Miller lookalike Madeleine Westerhout to escort VIPs during the Trumpsition…

Madeleine has been dubbed the “gatekeeper”

Here is Rick Perry raping her (by Michelle Fields’ standards)…

Accurate Rating

They look about equally hot from far away?? But Amanda is actually significantly more attractive…

Below is a numerical representation of their objective worth…

Office Environment World-Class
Amanda 9 6.75
Madeleine 7.5 5.5

Dana Loesch tries to convince elderly audience to waste money on beets

The Regime

Bwahahaha: Alex Jones completely sells out libertarians

Charles Barkley accurately claims vegetarians don’t exist

Do you even UFC bro?

Joe Rogan claims Rose Namajunas has a hot “supermodel face”