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MFP accurately rates the Trump Transition Chick   December 29, 2016

MFP accurately reviews “Man in the High Castle” S2

Amanda Miller

VP of Marketing Amanda Miller is best known for her role as Trump’s secretary on Celebrity Apprentice

Madeleine Westerhout

PEOTUS recently tapped Amanda Miller lookalike Madeleine Westerhout to escort VIPs during the Trumpsition…

Madeleine has been dubbed the “gatekeeper”

Here is Rick Perry raping her (by Michelle Fields’ standards)…

Accurate Rating

They look about equally hot from far away?? But Amanda is actually significantly more attractive…

Below is a numerical representation of their objective worth…

Office Environment World-Class
Amanda 9 6.75
Madeleine 7.5 5.5
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