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MFP accurately reviews “Man in the High Castle” S2   December 28, 2016

New showrunner

Season 1 showrunner Frank Spotnitz is out— and w/ him, his love triangle, slow-burn character development bullshit. S2 is straight to the alternate reality porn…

Alexa Davalos

Our chief protagonist is Juliana Crain, who is played by 34-year-old Alexa Davalos. To her credit, even at such an advanced age, she still looks LTR-material hot…

This is Alexa in her 2002 prime, as Gwen Raiden in Angel S4…

The dropoff is almost imperceptible…

Hotter than Miss New Jersey…

Bella Heathcote

Australian actress/model Bella Heathcote’s German accent sounds a skosh Pakistani– but she makes up for it w/ her hot face…

LOLWTF

Heinrich Himmler– Nazi, occultist, and architecht of Hitler’s extermination camps– is portrayed as a pretty chill dude that saves the day…

Rating

While often dumb garbage, Man in the High Castle is sporadically brilliant enough– 9/10.

Erection 2016

Ivanka LOLs at Trump’s joke

Erin Burnett, Bill O’Reilly, and Chris Matthews

Foreigners

Macron supporters getting tired of all the winning

Do you even UFC bro?

Michael Bisping grossed out by UFC fighters’ leaked nudes