MFP reluctantly, but accurately rates Courtney Byrd

MP   |   Published December 12, 2016

Honor compels me to credit reader R. Ledet for the h/t. On the other hand, I curse him for forcing me to make such a gut-wrenching call.

Fmr. Miss MS and current NFL cheerleader Courtney Byrd is:

  • (1) In the top 1 percentile of hottest chicks on Earth.
  • (2) So beautiful that she could credibly pass for a fairy tale princess.
  • (3) Mississippi’s greatest (arguably, only) contribution to these here United States.
  • (4) Wife/mother material, as evidenced by her references to scripture.

    I feel like this isn’t a real Bible, but it’s close enough…

Accurate Rating

Looks hot w/out too much makeup? Check…

A photo posted by Courtney Byrd (@realcourtneybyrd) on

Looks hot caj? Check…

A photo posted by Courtney Byrd (@realcourtneybyrd) on

Looks hot w/ porn makeup? Check…

A photo posted by Courtney Byrd (@realcourtneybyrd) on

Amazing body? Check…

A video posted by Courtney Byrd (@realcourtneybyrd) on

Looks like this? Check…

A photo posted by Courtney Byrd (@realcourtneybyrd) on

So hot that she makes other NFL cheerleaders look like used-up single moms? Check…

A video posted by Courtney Byrd (@realcourtneybyrd) on

But is she a 10??

Is she a perfect 10…??

A photo posted by Courtney Byrd (@realcourtneybyrd) on

w/ regret, CB is slightly softer facial features and 1 cup size away…

9.3/10.

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