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Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

Musha Hadeen Published December 4, 2016

Each night, Tucker Carlson battles coastal liberal elites w/ his plucky demeanor and cheerful tribalism. But this version of the character was only written 3 years ago by legendary TV executive Roger Ailes.

Prior to Ailes’ rebranding, Tucker was your run-of-the-mill, Northeastern moderate elitist. Here’s Tucker defending close ally Karl Rove and his anti-Tea Party group “Conservative Victory Project”:

The Republican Party apparently isn’t strong enough to weed out the poor candidates…I mean, somebody’s got to be…a gatekeeper keeping morons from running for office.

More Tucker, pre-Ailes rebranding:

  • Tucker lols at populism

    Tucker mocks Fox News’ populism shtick.

  • Tucker trashes Sarah Palin

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  • Tucker defends his pornographic attacks on Sarah Palin

    Greta scolds Tucker for publishing misogynistic remarks about Sarah Palin. After the conservative backlash, Tucker “added context” (aka threw in a bunch of shit to make it seem like a legitimate article– no judgment, MFP does that all the time).

  • Tucker censors immigration hawks

    Anti-amnesty activist Mickey Kaus resigned from Tucker’s website after Tucker personally pulled an article accusing Fox News of pro-amnesty bias:

    “It’s pretty simple,” Kaus said in an interview, “I wrote a piece attacking Fox for not being the opposition on immigration and amnesty — for filling up the airwaves with reports on ISIS and terrorism, and not fulfilling their responsibility of being the opposition on amnesty and immigration…I posted it at 6:30 in the morning. When I got up, Tucker had taken it down. He said, ‘We can’t trash Fox on the site. I work there.'”

That the Tucker character is now considered real by so many on the Right is a testament to Ailes’ talent and deep understanding of the Fox News low-information audience.

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