Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

7-year-old girl in Aleppo totally isn’t a fat guy at the CIA   November 28, 2016

Wag the Dog circa 1997.

A Nigerian prince that has just inherited $100 million 7-year-old girl live-tweeting from Aleppo is melting the hearts of neocons everywhere:

Seven-year-old Bana Alabed…bringing fresh attention to the struggles they face in rebel-held eastern Aleppo.

Seems legit.

7-year-olds w/ English as their 2nd language totally frame their sentences this way…

Very Jesse, the 7-year-old that smokes weed, drinks whiskey, and has 3 girlfriends…

 

Fake Nurse Nayirah

You may recall that in the lead-up to Iraq War I, defense contractors staged testimony by “Nurse Nayirah”– a supposed firsthand witness to unspeakably gruesome Iraqi war crimes…

“Nurse Nayirah” was later revealed to be the daughter of a Kuwaiti ambassador– and Amnesty International found her allegations baseless.

Oh, well.

No harm, no foul.

The Regime

Adam Carolla LOLs about hypocritically defending Trump

Do you even UFC bro?

Chael Sonnen understandably sexually harasses Brazilian chick reporter

Erection 2016

Bob Arum: Trump “screwed me”

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