7-year-old girl in Aleppo totally isn’t a fat guy at the CIA

Wag the Dog circa 1997.
MP   |   Published originally November 28, 2016

A Nigerian prince that has just inherited $100 million 7-year-old girl live-tweeting from Aleppo is melting the hearts of neocons everywhere:

Seven-year-old Bana Alabed…bringing fresh attention to the struggles they face in rebel-held eastern Aleppo.

Seems legit.

7-year-olds w/ English as their 2nd language totally frame their sentences this way…

Very Jesse, the 7-year-old that smokes weed, drinks whiskey, and has 3 girlfriends…

 

Fake Nurse Nayirah

You may recall that in the lead-up to Iraq War I, defense contractors staged testimony by “Nurse Nayirah”– a supposed firsthand witness to unspeakably gruesome Iraqi war crimes…

“Nurse Nayirah” was later revealed to be the daughter of a Kuwaiti ambassador– and Amnesty International found her allegations baseless.

Oh, well.

No harm, no foul.

Washington Post reporter Ashley Parker wears ties and I hate it

ISIS is so dumb

Feminazis

I apologize in advance for this sexist article

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