Nigerian prince that has just inherited $100 million 7-year-old girl live-tweeting from Aleppo is melting the hearts of neocons everywhere:
Seven-year-old Bana Alabed…bringing fresh attention to the struggles they face in rebel-held eastern Aleppo.
7-year-olds w/ English as their 2nd language totally frame their sentences this way…
— Bana Alabed (@AlabedBana) November 24, 2016
— Bana Alabed (@AlabedBana) November 27, 2016
— Bana Alabed (@AlabedBana) September 26, 2016
We have no home now. I got minor injury. I didn't sleep since yesterday, I am hungry. I want to live, I don't want to die. – Bana #Aleppo
— Bana Alabed (@AlabedBana) November 28, 2016
Very Jesse, the 7-year-old that smokes weed, drinks whiskey, and has 3 girlfriends…
Fake Nurse Nayirah
You may recall that in the lead-up to Iraq War I, defense contractors staged testimony by “Nurse Nayirah”– a supposed firsthand witness to unspeakably gruesome Iraqi war crimes…
“Nurse Nayirah” was later revealed to be the daughter of a Kuwaiti ambassador– and Amnesty International found her allegations baseless.