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Miss America ’17 pageant is a fucking disgrace   September 12, 2016

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Miss Arkansas Savvy Shields was the least gross at the leper colony that was the Miss America ’17 pageant…

On the anniversary of 9/11, no less.

American exceptionalism, no more– each sea creature contestant was more disgusting than the next…

Miss MO

Miss TX

Miss NY

Is this a fucking joke…??

 

Miss Hooters Int’l: Sable Robberts

Compared to the gargoyles above, Miss Hooters Int’l 2016 Sable Robberts is a fairy tale princess…

Even the gayest among us can see that Sable is hotter than Miss AK…

Meet “the Ken to her Barbie”…

Thanks, Obama.

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